Tom Scarcella
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats…
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M.J. Amory
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ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…
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Dan Kozuh
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DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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Ted Kindig
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DUBUQUE, Iowa — A previously unknown supercentenarian has been discovered and it turns out he’s an avid gamer, sources say.…
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WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…
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Freelancer
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REDMOND, Wash. — In a Nintendo Direct presentation today, Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime revealed Nintendo’s upcoming plans to fully…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is one of the most exciting new games on the Steam marketplace but many online players are complaining…
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