Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 8, 2017
LAS VEGAS — Reigning Hearthstone champion Pavel Beltukov lost a face off against IBM’s super-powered hearthstone-playing random number generator today,…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 7, 2017
NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 6, 2017
WINTERFELL — Noted greenseer Brandon Stark leaked the future of his family’s story to himself much to his own dismay…
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Kyle Erf
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August 6, 2017
RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…
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There’s been a lot of talk lately about the growing phenomenon of e-sports and streamers. Tens of thousands of users…
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Tom Scarcella
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August 4, 2017
ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 3, 2017
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats…
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M.J. Amory
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August 2, 2017
ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…
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Dan Kozuh
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August 1, 2017
DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 31, 2017
WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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