Bibek Gurung
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WARWICK, R.I. — Amanda Martinez, a 26-year-old known for always being prepared, unknowingly became the primary care physician for her…
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Miriam Jayaratna
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TULUM, Mexico — Only 48 hours into her long-awaited vacation, 29-year-old Abigail Mahoney started calculating the number of days until…
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Trevor Graham
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RICHMOND, Va. — Members of a new unnamed metal band were forced to watch every episode of the Amazon Prime…
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Dan Kozuh
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VeggieTales has always been a beacon of moral lessons and ethical Christian teachings, but what if these characters went off…
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Tim Graham
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DERRY, N.H. — Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos,…
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Jordan Liffengren
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OAKLAND, Calif. — The adoption form for an elderly dog with gangrene at Pups in Paradise Animal Shelter required everyone…
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Jacky Pritchard
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MINNEAPOLIS — Mike Curry, a local father and devoted straight-edge punk, resorted to unconventional means after discovering his son had…
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Rob Ryder
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WASHINGTON. — Local 32-year-old Seth Kepling informed friends Friday night that his iPhone 13, which is covered by an AppleCare…
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Ben Friedman
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LIVINGSTON, Tenn. — Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of…
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B.S. Mitchell
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PHILADELPHIA — Former President Trump deviated from his prepared talking points to pay tribute to Darth Vader and the countless…
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