Matt Husser
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TUCSON — Local Man Steven Barnes threw away the progress of nine full years of therapy to pursue a brief…
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Sean Fallon
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BUTLER, Penn. – Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card,…
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Sam LiButti
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local mother Martha Browning grew concerned for her crust punk son after hearing rumors circulating that some…
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Courtney Hill
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MT. POCONO, Penn. — Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst recently crashed a Halloween campout and borrowed a bit of his…
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Matt Husser
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local werewolf Steve Callahan was under fire today after an unexpected transformation left his wolf form trapped…
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Peter Ferrarese
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BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local conservative man and general douchebag Chet Dyker was spotted at a Halloween party this past weekend…
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Jeff Cardello
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CINCINNATI — Ophelia Kingsley, an esteemed thereminist who has been a featured guest player with the London Symphony, Orchestre de…
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Jessica Lillian
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Yikes! Is your relationship on the rocks — or fully over — right when you were supposed to be dressing…
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Chris Bowen
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Who's got two horns, helped to spearhead the first wave (and only true wave, for my money) of black metal…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 announced new plans to capture ecological superhero Captain Planet and his…
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