I seek console with the Lord who art in Heaven, thou who hath wrought my sexy hot existence upon this earth. I wish to directly address the big man upstairs, the almighty and powerful celestial Being who saw in his great cosmic plan to spawn me, an all powerful, all existing, sexually insatiable mother of 3. Are you there, God? It’s me, the hot MILF in your area.
It was your word, O’ God, that hath commanded horny teens and bored adults alike, “Let them stare.” And stare they will, for my fleshy hot mom bod is equally forbidden and equally available behind a simple paywall as the Pornhub scrolls seem to indicate.
An oration from the song of Solomon speaks: “I adjure you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that you not stir up or awaken love until it pleases.” Ah, but this horny MILF assures you, it pleases. I sit upon my throne of generic viagra yearning and singing my siren’s call for those who may satiate my desires.
O’ the secrets I keep. I possess endless knowledge, secrets only the most powerful men share. Approximately only 15% of those with erectile dysfunction to be precise. Doctors hate our vast powerful knowledge of increasing cum loads and conjuring erections on demand, only because they hate what they fear.
Although weak men may fear my presence, all shall desire me. This is my strength, and my curse, O’ Lord, as your covets have beseeched. My existence, everywhere at once, suggests only the most obvious. I am as powerful as God Himself. I alone can last an eternity playing any try not to cum game and yet I alone shall be cursed to be endlessly horny in all places at all times.
Those with the courage and funds to seek me, shall also find me. Do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand full of generic levitra, and with my left, full of erection.
From the jizz soaked windows of a fake taxi cab in Los Angeles, to the unseen horrors at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. I am, I was, and I always shall be. My name is Hot MILF, Queen of Queens; Look upon my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!