Black Metal Band Sacrifices Animals, Sex Lives July 2, 2016 MINOT, N.D. - Winters In Sodom may be new to the Minot metal scene -- forming just six months ago… Read More →
Guitarist, Guitar Solo Going Nowhere July 1, 2016 SEATTLE - Fans of local metal band Christ Decay were unmoved Friday night by new guitarist John Hang’s uninspired, meandering… Read More →
Tour Tips: Leech Off The Headliner’s Fame June 30, 2016 Ryan Long (who has toured extensively at a professional level, he swears) educates touring newbies on the finer points of… Read More →
Satanic Ritual Actually Works, Jesus Fucking Shit RUN!!! June 29, 2016 HOLYOKE, Mass. - A local metal show took a bizarre and deadly turn last Wednesday night when a mock-ritual performed… Read More →
Face-Painting Adult With Sword Demands Respect June 28, 2016 THE INTERNET - The often misunderstood world of adult face-painting went on high alert this week when Youtube user GoatLord666Watain… Read More →
Metal Zine Regrets 666 Skull Rating System June 27, 2016 SECAUCUS, N.J. - Tensions are mounting at False Assault, a print zine dedicated to the New Jersey underground metal scene,… Read More →
Merch Guy Realizes He’s Been Selling the Wrong Squiggly-Lettered T-Shirt June 26, 2016 PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A simple mistake spelled potential disaster for Dean Selay, merch guy for the Louisville post-black metal outfit… Read More →
Irresponsible Musicians Leave Bassist in Hot Van June 24, 2016 AUSTIN, Texas — A group of showgoers were shocked to find one of the bands performing that night left their bassist… Read More →
Tour Tips: Drop Your Manager Into As Many Casual Conversations As Possible June 23, 2016 In episode #2 of Tour Tips, road-tested musician Ryan Long explains the best way to drop your manager into as… Read More →
Punk Outraged by Oppressive Weather Pattern June 22, 2016 OXNARD, Calif. – Local punk Richard Clemmons, bored of railing against man-made systems and social structures, has embarked on a… Read More →