I Moved to Long Island Yesterday and I’m Already Kicked out of Glassjaw
I finally moved to Long Island yesterday! I’ve wanted to move here for a long time — I love the…
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I Think a Woman Can Be Beautiful Without Makeup, Fancy Clothes, or Even a Pulse
I guess you could call me a feminist. I know some women out there might be skeptical that a heterosexual…
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We Gave These 4 Teens Hot Topic Makeovers and Then We Kicked Their Asses
It's back-to-school season and kids everywhere can’t help but feel nervous: Will they make new friends this year? Finally talk…
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We Asked These 7 EDM DJs to Stop Having Sex with Our Wife
EDM is more popular than ever. Electronic music has had a tremendous influence on contemporary pop and EDM festivals are…
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Sharing a Name With a Celebrity Isn’t Easy, Just Ask My Aunt Xzibit
Imagine suffering a skeptical glare or wisecrack every time you made an appointment, reserved a table at a restaurant, or…
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