HOUSTON — Local conservative Kyle Edwards found himself hoping female-centric music festival Lilith Fair is revived so he can complain…
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We all know representation matters. Whether it’s in the workplace or in our favorite movies and television shows, it’s important…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Nu-metal band Deranged found themselves the pariah of their local scene for failing to misspell their band…
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Sociologists at the University of Michigan have discovered a shocking correlation between Binaca use and an…
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Listen, it seems like you’re a little upset now that you know I embellished certain aspects of my resume to…
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WASHINGTON — Federal Communications Commission (FCC) employee Joshua Boyd found himself in way over his fucking head after being tasked…
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BIRMINGHAM, England — A large number of the attendees of Black Sabbath’s upcoming reunion show at Villa Park announced their…
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Recently deceased grandmother of six Dorothy Roddenbury selfishly had a funeral on the same day Anthrax was…
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We remember elementary school music class as a really informative and interactive experience where we learned the basics of sheet…
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It seems like everybody these days has a cause that they truly believe in. Whether it’s fighting for a person’s…
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