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April 10, 2025

So you’ve found yourself at a Desolated show, and you want to be certain that nobody other than you gets…

April 9, 2025

NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…

April 7, 2025

BAY CITY, Mich. — President of R&L Composites Inc. Stan Bratonski had just about enough of nu-metal bands breaking into…

April 4, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump decided on a whim to pardon former Subway spokesperson and confessed serial child molester Jared…

March 25, 2025

NEW YORK — A recent corporate restructuring initiative in adherence to a new five-year strategic plan led to mass layoffs…

March 23, 2025

We all know dating sucks, but one of the Internet’s few redeeming qualities is its ability to match you with…

March 10, 2025

LONDON — Legendary British metal band Iron Maiden found themselves writing a song about the British Credit Crisis of 1772…

March 7, 2025

WATERVILLE, Maine — Local music venue Reggie’s reportedly collapsed after a wall of death during an Avulsed concert turned out…

March 2, 2025

Alice in Chains has consistently been one of my favorite bands ever since I was growing up in the 90s.…

March 1, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding Kid Vid be the sole member of the Burger King…