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July 28, 2025

PUEBLO, Colo. — Metalhead James Kingor concluded that it’s just easier to let his family think he’s goth instead of…

July 21, 2025

Hey man, thanks for answering my Craigslist ad. The guys are super excited to jam with you. Just one thing,…

July 19, 2025

WYTHEVILLE, Va. — Scott Griffith, vocalist and guitarist for black metal band Skogklage, showed himself to be a total poser…

July 18, 2025

SAN DIEGO — Metalhead and total poser Greg Borneck had patches for bands that you recognized on his battle vest…

July 17, 2025

NEW YORK — Beloved children’s author R.L. Stine was wondering if he should alienate a large swath of people who…

July 17, 2025

KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…

July 12, 2025

Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…

July 10, 2025

WALTERBORO, S.C. — Math rock band SKULK submitted their newest album “Infinities of Perplexion” for peer review before releasing it…

July 9, 2025

FORT MYERS, Fla. — Up and coming MAGA rapper Shilla Flo found his career reaching new heights after sexual harassment…

July 7, 2025

UGH, constituents, am I right? Constantly asking you to do things like legislate on their behalf and act in their…