SALEM, Ore. – Local resident Lourdes Castello caught a horrifying glimpse into the worst creative slop humanity has to offer…
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DALLAS — Local middle-aged Slayer fan Doug Ulner was immediately prescribed medication to address his presumed high blood pressure upon…
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GREEN BAY, Wisc. — Local man Jason Broderick committed a grievous error in pressing the “Crazy Train” button instead of…
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Disinformation has always been an issue in our society, and with the rise of social media, bad actors have been…
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We all know the rules: try your hardest to be a good person and spend your life committing honorable deeds…
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It was August of 1988, and I was attending my nephew Brett’s 4th birthday party in Leoni, Michigan. I was…
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WHEELING, W.V. – Supposed Cannibal Corpse fan Gary Morgan is allegedly using a dating app to find a new romantic…
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We hear it all the time when a literary classic is put to film: “I enjoyed it, but the movie…
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CHICAGO — The nation’s screen and novel horror writers resolved to continue killing every single dog that is unfortunate enough…
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When you think about it, life is just a series of decisions. Most of them are completely banal and easily…
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