Thrash Metal Fan Listens to Doom Metal Records at 78 RPM
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local thrash metal fan Zack Holloway reportedly plays doom metal records at 78 RPM in a desperate…
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Man Who Spent 40 Minutes Talking About Steely Dan on First Date Confident It Went Great
DALLAS — Local man Dave Hensley is confident that his first date with Rachel Caldwell went well, despite talking about…
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Local Band With Just Drummer and Guitarist Must Have Time Traveled From 2011
SAN DIEGO — Local indie noise band Static Teeth, which consists of just a drummer and a guitarist, left confused…
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Punk Halloween Party Has Guests Bob for Cigarettes
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local punk Roxy Molloy reportedly invited guests to bob for cigarettes at her annual Halloween party…
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Lowe’s to Begin Selling 14-Foot Glenn Danzig
MOORESVILLE, N.C. — Lowe's executives announced plans to introduce a 14-foot tall Glenn Danzig ahead of the upcoming Halloween season,…
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Hypocritical Much?: This Boutique Retail Shop With “Trading Post” in Its Name Won’t Let Me Exchange My Beaver Pelts for Their Artisanal Soaps
Names used to mean something. They carried weight, tradition, and integrity. But not, apparently, for Wildflower Trading Post and Gifts—an…
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Ska-merica The Beautiful: This Patriot Pays His Respects by Skanking to a Ska Version of the National Anthem at the 9/11 Memorial
Go ahead and throw on a pair of thick, soft mittens or find a nice plush bath towel to place…
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Jack White Demands Trump Stop Using His Songs By Sending Campaign Cease and Desist Letter on 7”
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Jack White issued a strongly worded cease and desist letter on a one-of-a-kind 7” forbidding the Republican…
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Poser at Oi! Show Wearing Bald Cap
NEW YORK — Local poser James Morgan reportedly wore a bald cap over his luscious head of hair in order…
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Help! I’m at My Grandpa’s Funeral and My Psychobilly Cousin Is Trying To Play His Coffin Like It’s a Bass
Someone has got to stop him. He keeps doing it and it’s not funny. It wasn’t funny the first time…
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