Overloaded Power Strip Venue’s Only Source of Heat
BALTIMORE — Local venue the Rusty Nut is reported to be heated by a single eight-outlet power strip, confirmed several…
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Man With $90,000 Chevy Pickup Accuses Cybertruck Owner of Being Ridiculous
RICHMOND, Va. — Trey Bollinger, proud owner of a $91,273 Chevy Silverado 3500 HD, accused Tesla Cybertruck owners of being…
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Most Americans Giving Up The Dream of Owning 30th Anniversary Box Set
WASHINGTON — A new report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows the majority of Americans are giving up the…
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Man’s Phone Has Better Insurance Than Him
WASHINGTON. — Local 32-year-old Seth Kepling informed friends Friday night that his iPhone 13, which is covered by an AppleCare…
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Exhausted Tom Morello Faxes in Protest of Chicago DNC
CHICAGO — Guitarist and exhausted activist Tom Morello faxed in his protest of the Democratic National Convention report disappointed political…
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Anthropologists Believe Cro-Mags May Have Used Pro Tools In Late Hardcore Phase
COLLEGE PARK, Md. – A new study suggests that the Cro-Mags may have used Pro Tools in the Late Hardcore…
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Kerry King Desperately Searching Ultimate Guitar App for Correct Tab of “Raining Blood”
LOS ANGELES — Longtime Slayer guitarist Kerry King is reportedly scouring tabs on UltimateGuitar.com in a sudden attempt to relearn…
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Man Spends 45 Minutes Picking T-Shirt to Wear Under Flannel
WASHINGTON — Local indecisive man Ed Treston spent 45 minutes on Friday night selecting a t-shirt that will never be…
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Friend Has 186 Cans of God Awful Flavored Seltzer if You’re Thirsty
BALTIMORE – Party guests reacted with visceral horror upon realizing their host intentionally purchased and offered them nearly 16 dozen…
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Punk Girl Scout Selling Loose Cookies at Show
RICHMOND, Va. — Local Girl Scout Teresa Evans recently broke all regional sales records by selling single cookies at a…
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