Reuben Blanchard, Author at HARDTIMES

March 27, 2024

Manowar is to metal, what KISS is to rock and roll: Iconic imagery. Rabid fanbase. Debatable music (at best). But…

March 26, 2024

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court heard arguments for and against a ban on the abortion pill, Tuesday, with the male…

March 16, 2024

I love this country. I bleed red, white and blue. I believe in the ideals laid out by the forefathers…

March 4, 2024

We are all getting old, and so is metal! But what is metal? That’s a great question we’re not gonna…

February 27, 2024

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local centrist Harris Miller revealed that he doesn’t care who wins the 2024 presidential election as long…

February 20, 2024

CALABASAS, Calif. — Shoppers at The Commons were treated to the stylings of local hardcore band xMOSTxSINCERESTx, who opened their…

February 10, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old…

February 4, 2024

SIMSBURY, Conn. — Local NFT enthusiast Harris Woods was dumbstruck at a Chili’s on Saturday night when after years of…

February 3, 2024

With so many people openly talking about their struggles with mental health, it can be hard to stand out from…

January 28, 2024

I’m not what you’d think of when you think of a celebrity chef. I’m a white guy who grew up…