Every Cradle of Filth Album Ranked Worst to Best
Some might say Cradle of Filth has too many albums. In fact, we’d say that. So here we go: Cradle…
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Getting Bloodwork Done Significantly Less Metal Than Carcass Fan Was Hoping
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local metalhead and rabid Carcass fan Nick Patterson was shocked to learn that despite how it sounds,…
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Every Immortal Album Ranked Worst to Best
Immortal has no bad albums and in many ways they are the total package. They’ve been around long enough to…
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Every Cryptopsy Album Ranked Worst to Best
Cryptopsy’s music is what people who hate metal think of when they hear the phrase “death metal.” It’s chaotic and…
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Every Zao Album Ranked Worst to Best
Zao has been around for a while. For some, they are a top 5 metalcore band. For others, they aren’t.…
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Malpractice? This Doctor Has Terrible Yelp Reviews but Still Won’t Sell Me Fentanyl
I don’t know all of my legal rights as a patient, but what I do know is that for a…
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5 Rare Cheeses My Apartment Smells Like Despite the Fact That I’m Vegan
As a strong proponent of animal rights, as well as someone who understands the climate impact of large-scale agriculture, I…
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Every Trap Them Album Ranked Worst to Best
Trap Them (originally known as Trap Them and Kill Them) was one of those bands that had great albums, but…
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Every Scissorfight Album Ranked Worst to Best
The transcendental quintessence of art lies in its ineffable capacity to evoke profound emotional resonance and intellectual contemplation. Through a…
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Every Vampire Weekend Album Ranked Worst to Best
Vampire Weekend seems to be a “love ‘em or hate ‘em” type of band. Which kind of makes no sense.…
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