Cop Who Missed Monthly Union Dues Forced to Sit Out Beatdown of Suspect
WARREN, Mich. — Ofc. Daniel Ronkowski was not allowed to participate in last night’s beatdown of a suspect after failing…
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We Look Back on Mötley Crüe’s “Girls Girls Girls” Because We’re in the Middle of a Lap Dance
It’s been over 20 years since Mötley Crüe's classic album “Girls Girls Girls” was released and now seems like the…
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Band Comes out of Retirement for One Last Big Drink Ticket Score
RICHMOND, Va. — Members of the disbanded hardcore group Surge Protector reunited in secret last night to discuss ending their…
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YES! This Elementary School Music Class Absolutely Nails Anal Cunt’s “I’m Gonna Give You Aids”
The future of America has been looking pretty bleak lately, but these music students at Chippewa Valley Elementary School in…
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Ass Play Becomes Ass Work for Married Couple
CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — The once-spontaneous ass play of local couple Tyler and Kelly Anderson has simply become routine ass…
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