Owen Crowlie, Author at HARDTIMES

August 1, 2020

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — The classic text adventure Zork has been updated for a new generation, with totally overhauled whimsy to…

July 17, 2020

BISBEE, Ariz. — Despite numerous promises made to friends and himself, gamer Aaron Fernwright’s playthrough of Furi has ended at…

July 16, 2020

SAN DIEGO — Fans of professional Smash Bros. player and alleged sexual predator ‘K1ra’ have reported widespread feelings of disbelief…

June 27, 2020

LOS ANGELES — In a twist that has put his return to movies into troubling context, beloved 80’s and 90’s…

June 19, 2020

Konnichiwa, minna-san! Netflix Producer-Chan here. I have some very sugoi news that I wanted to tell you about myself personally,…

June 12, 2020

Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…

April 27, 2020

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Fans of the series were shocked today when a plethora of The Last Of Us II…

April 17, 2020

Listen, we’ve all gotten to know each other pretty well since college orientation started, and you seem like a really…

April 16, 2020

Don’t let yourself get suckered by all that fancy talk Microsoft is blowing up your ass. There’s just no way…

April 12, 2020

BERKELY, Calif. — After six weeks of playing Fallout 76, an artificial intelligence affectionately nicknamed “Master” reportedly taught itself how…