HARDTIMES

July 9, 2020

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

June 26, 2020

CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels…

December 18, 2019

LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting…

July 12, 2019

RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…

May 16, 2019

DALLAS — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and…

May 5, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero…

April 4, 2019

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Amanda Hastings, 28, decided that after six months of working her way through the entire backlog of…

April 3, 2019

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the…

March 14, 2019

KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke…

February 21, 2019

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games confirmed yesterday that their new release Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition is just the…