Rancid Accidentally Record ‘Let’s Go’ Again
OAKLAND, Calif. — Venerable punk outfit Rancid inadvertently replicated their seminal 1993 release Let's Go while recording their upcoming ninth album,…
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Mark Roebuck
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SCAM ALERT: “Free” Show Asking for Donations
Do you wanna know something totally fucked up? I’m down here at Chopper’s, enjoying the so-called, “free” show they’re putting on,…
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Parents Make Son Vape Entire Whatever the Heck That Is
DENVER — Tonya and Jim Belding caught their teenage son inhaling vaporized smoke from “some bewildering contraption” last week, according…
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4 Ways to Get out of Watching Twin Peaks With Your Girlfriend
Showtime has announced a premiere date of May 17 for it’s upcoming reboot of Twin Peaks. The announcement has lead…
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I Can Confirm That No Dropkick Murphys Albums Sync up With the Movie ‘Leprechaun’
A few days ago The Hard Times tasked me with writing about a punk St. Patrick's Day tradition, and right…
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Man on Desert Island Never Got to Pick an Album
LOS ANGELES — Two sisters playing on Hermosa Beach found a message in a bottle earlier today, revealing the grim…
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Band Trashes Hotel Room on Yelp
TUCSON, Ariz. — Employees of the Sunny Side Inn discovered this morning that touring rock’n’roll band The Squashers viciously destroyed…
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Unable to Find Job, Milo Goes Back to College
MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Milo Aukerman, licensed biochemist and lead singer of seminal punk band the Descendents, announced that he…
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Old-Fashioned Crust Punk Lays Butt Flap Over Puddle for Date
BALTIMORE -- Local crust punk and self-proclaimed gentleman Jason Kirkby laid his Capitalist Casualties butt flap over a puddle last…
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This Fire Just Started, Let’s Give it a Chance!
Hey everyone, I heard a commotion here in the living room. Sounds like you guys are all freaking out about…
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