Man Unsure How He Came to Own 48 HDMI Cables
WITCHITA, Kan. — Following a recent move, Clark Markson has reportedly grown perplexed at the several dozen HDMI cords he…
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Kevin Smith Reveals Shocking Transformation Into Poorly Dressed Thin Man
LOS ANGELES — Cult filmmaker Kevin Smith posted several pictures on his Twitter account yesterday that revealed he has lost…
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Old Punk Holding up Merch Line by Paying With Check
TUCSON, Ariz. — A local show’s merch line was held up last night for more than 11 minutes when aging…
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45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car
SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video…
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Everyone at Show Likes Your Shirt
AKRON, Ohio — Everyone attending last night’s metal show at the famed Forked Tongue venue thought your shirt was really…
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Everyone at Show Likes Your Shirt
AKRON, Ohio — Everyone attending last night’s metal show at the famed Forked Tongue venue thought your shirt was really…
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GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy
GRAPEVINE, Texas — Retail gaming giant GameStop has reportedly reserved a claim of Chapter 7 bankruptcy, one of finance’s most…
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WWE2K19: Special Edition to Include Full Refund
STAMFORD, Conn. — Several key details about this year’s WWE console title have been released, including an unprecedented refund being…
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Band Headlining Basement Show Huddles Behind Dryer Before Returning for Encore
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Touring punk band Ghost Manor ended their headlining set at a basement show last night by…
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Band Headlining Basement Show Huddles Behind Dryer Before Returning for Encore
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Touring punk band Ghost Manor ended their headlining set at a basement show last night by…
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