OK Go Seen Leaving Home Depot with 700 Electric Leaf Blowers
LOS ANGELES — Indie-rock band OK Go visited the Cypress Park Home Depot early Wednesday morning to purchase hundreds of…
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An Apology: Yes, We Doxxed a Man With Alopecia but We Still Think Being a Racist Skinhead Is Wrong
Yes, we understand that we confused Jared Simmons as a member of the Hammerskin Nation, one of the most violent…
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Despite Claims, Moby Swears You Used to Be a Fan of His
LOS ANGELES — ’90s electronica artist Moby dismissed today the negative statements you allegedly made about him on a friends’…
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Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat
LOS ANGELES — Fearful sources from inside the production team at the podcast The Joe Rogan Experience are becoming increasingly…
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Uh Oh: Dad Glaring Over Newspaper in Pop-Punk Music Video Again
Uh oh guys, looks like dad’s had it up to here with our youthful, early 2000s pop-punk hi-jinks. Look at…
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Independent Researcher Discovers Over 80 Stormy Daniels Sex Tapes
TAMPA, Fla. — Independent researcher Spencer Griffith uncovered a “bombshell” yesterday in the continuing Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump story, discovering over…
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Man Who Brought Own Microphone from Home About to Ruin Karaoke Night
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local man Edward Berg brought his own microphone for last week’s noncompetitive “Tuesday Karaoke Night” at…
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Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game
OSAKA, Japan — Capcom announced today that they will not be including the new character Valentina in an untitled Street…
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Band Getting Back in Touch With Roots Moves in With Parents
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -- After months of adversity, local punk trio Entity Zero confirmed last night that they will be moving…
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Drummer Ruins Mom’s Good Rug
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio -- Drummer Andy Brewster of local punk band Burner Phone has allegedly ruined his mother’s “good rug” in…
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