Possible Bug? My Band’s EP Has 0 Plays on Spotify
Spotify is the subject of much debate in the music community. While it allows artists to be heard by a…
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Opinion: Andrew Jackson Jihad Belongs on the 20 Dollar Bill
It is a historical fact that Andrew Jackson was a shit-eating bag of limp dicks and prolapsed buttholes. As a…
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Woman Considers Having Children After Favorite Band’s Tees Only Available in Youth Small
MINNEAPOLIS — Local woman and online shopper Darla Castro is reconsidering her lack of children after a search for her…
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Rigged? These Guys Have Won ‘Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton’ Award 17 Years Running
At first glance, the names Cyrus and Jeff might not mean anything to you. They’re a couple of guys who’ve…
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Lazy, Selfish Band You Discovered Five Minutes Ago Not on Tour
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Irritated neighbors of yours confirm you fully lost your shit early this morning when you discovered the…
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Why I Chose This Circle Pit for My Natural Birth
Now that people in the United States are being forced to have babies, it feels like choice is a thing…
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More Trouble for Bezos: This Record Store Sells Used Books Now
Jeff Bezos just can’t catch a break! It’s bad enough the world’s richest human being has to deal with labor…
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Squier Strat Hoping Next Owner Will Finally Give It Forever Home
RENO, Nev. — A well-worn Squier Stratocaster recently listed for sale on Craigslist is hoping its next owner will be…
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Politely-Uttered “You’ve Told This Story Before” No Match for Bandmate’s Tale
STOCKTON, Calif. — A gentle reminder that Death Brain guitarist Bryant Patterson had already told the story he was about…
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Fact Check: Is Slint a Horribly Offensive British Slang for Vagina?
CLAIM: Louisville post-hardcore darlings Slint took their name from a lewd, highly offensive British slang term for female genitalia. RATING:…
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