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Jake From State Farm Still Needs Billion More People to Bundle Home and Auto Before Dark Wizard Lifts Curse

May 11, 2024

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – The popular spokesman Jake from State Farm revealed that he still needs a billion more people…

Nation Looking Forward to Next Elvis Movie That Explores His True Legacy of Dying on the Toilet

April 30, 2024

LOS ANGELES – Two years after the release of Baz Luhrmann’s “Elvis,” citizens of the United States of America are…

Free-Thinker Doesn’t Just Slide to Left Because Song Told Him To

March 26, 2024

GLENDALE, Ariz. – Self-proclaimed “free-thinker” Rob Greenfield was spotted motionless at his cousin Jenna’s wedding on Saturday night, even refusing…