POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Aspiring PS5 owner John Blatzby has reportedly found some consistency in Sony’s seemingly random PS5 drops, claiming…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Despite the sweat dripping from his forehead while watching his video game be absolutely decimated live on…
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EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral…
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