2009 was a simpler time. Obama was in office, James Cameron had unleashed ‘Avatar’ on our feeble minds, and K-Stew…
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As I write this from a jail cell for accidental tax evasion, I know one thing is certain: the world…
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WASHINGTON — Famed Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort was spotted at Donald Trump’s Presidential Inauguration, hiding under First Lady Melania…
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Well, it looks like your worst fear has been realized: a portion of your bare ass has just grazed the…
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LOS ANGELES — A beloved old band tee officially retired from his wild lifestyle of sex, drugs, and rock n’…
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PHOENIX, Ariz. — An Arizona judge recently sentenced a man who ate his roommate’s leftovers to two years in federal…
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Seth Beaudreault achieved the longest health kick of any American trying to eat better,…
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