Fuck Shit Fuck: Theater Kid Just Noticed Party Has Piano
WABASH, Ind. — Guests of a recent keg party almost had their good time ruined after avowed musical theater freak…
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Every The Dirtbombs Album Ranked Worst to Best
Electing to rank all the albums of Detroit’s foremost garage-punk deconstructionists the Dirtbombs is no simple task, as it’s so…
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Punk Child’s Birthday Party Has Bouncy Dischord House
CARTHAGE, Texas — Eight-year-old birthday boy and aspiring punk Giovanni Duhamel specifically requested an inflatable, bouncy “Dischord House” for his…
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Stage Diver Encounters Freaky Bioluminescent Audience Members in Crowd Depths
DANVERS, Mass. — An especially deep stage dive by local Garry Beverling established contact with long-fabled unsettling bioluminescent punks who…
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Punk Singing Telegram Completely Demolishes Recipient’s Porch
LINCOLN, Mass. — Local homeowner Shauneese Fortenberry was surprised to receive a “punk” singing telegram yesterday that left the entire…
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Rock Star Confused That Underwear Thrown Onstage Never His Size or Preferred Style
WAUKEGAN, Mich. — Local shock-rock fixture Andy “Randy Andy” Phantym is reportedly unsure why the many pairs of underwear thrown…
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Unlucky Show Photographer Takes Smoke Break During Band With Loch Ness Monster on Drums
PETALUMA, Calif. — Show photographer Zach Pleshette experienced a massive stroke of hard luck when he chose to take a…
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Jealous Bassist Wondering Why Amp Always Gets Front Seat
AMARILLO, Texas — Local bassist Garson Plumporthos of touring drum and bass duo Chappie’s Return is reportedly seething with envy…
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Crowd at All-Ages Show Comprised of 91-Year-Old and an Infant
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Confused members of touring space-metal band Stratizzfear are reportedly still reeling after playing an advertised “all ages”…
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Every The Cramps Album Ranked Worst to Best
The more rock interviews you read, the more you start to notice the almighty Cramps popping up, Forrest Gump-like, in…
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