CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Years of clinical research has found that, on average, female bands playing local shows receive only 78…
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Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…
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NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a…
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LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors…
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