Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

May 11, 2018

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Years of clinical research has found that, on average, female bands playing local shows receive only 78…

May 10, 2018

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

May 4, 2018

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…

May 1, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvel’s…

April 26, 2018

NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a…

April 26, 2018

Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree.…

April 19, 2018

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be “true neutral” on the alignment chart by close friends…

April 10, 2018

BEYOND REALITY — Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club!…

April 4, 2018

TOKYO, Japan — A new investigative report released today reveals that the monthly PlayStation Plus free games for the PlayStation…

April 2, 2018

LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors…