Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

September 21, 2018

AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…

September 3, 2018

BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…

August 17, 2018

SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a…

August 6, 2018

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local pop punk band Red Nose, which features nine musicians who all dress as clowns with intricate…

August 3, 2018

After unsuccessfully wading into political waters the past couple of years, the popular video game website The Escapist is relaunching…

July 30, 2018

WASHINGTON — President Trump lashed out against “fake news media” on Twitter this morning after a handful of journalists allegedly…

July 19, 2018

SEATTLE — Local grandfather Herbert Schumeister’s 93-year-long kill/death ratio shifted from 0:0 to 0:1 today, following his death from natural…

July 12, 2018

MADISON, Wisc. — Revolutionary video game Block Dude has once again won awards in every eligible category at the annual…

July 6, 2018

Marvel’s new Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 4, to be released this Fall, is a beautiful love letter to the…

July 2, 2018

WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…