New Co-Worker Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About ‘The Walking Dead’
LOS ANGELES — Employees at local bar and arcade The Joy Stick reportedly find Griff Softwick, a new bartender who…
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SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer
ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — A SWAT team sent to stop a fake threat at the home of professional Twitch streamer…
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Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros
KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…
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Star Wars Fan Restores Balance to the Force by Only Harassing White Male Cast Members
SEATTLE — Self-described male feminist Stephen Brassinger brought balance to a social media galaxy far far away by deciding to…
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Roseanne Barr Honorarily Suspended From Overwatch League
LOS ANGELES — After tweeting a racist comment to her 800,000 followers, Overwatch League has decided to give Roseanne Barr…
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Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World
OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…
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This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair
We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…
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Study: Female Bands Only Paid 78% the Exposure of Their Male Counterparts
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Years of clinical research has found that, on average, female bands playing local shows receive only 78…
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Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To
Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…
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Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…
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