Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

November 4, 2018

If there is one thing that journalists (and marijuana-sex content creators) need to shout right now, it is that we…

October 29, 2018

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced today that the social media site is heavily considering removing the “tweet”…

October 22, 2018

LARAMIE, Wyo. — Popular skate-punk band Teenage Bottlerocket are reportedly working on their eighth studio album, which is said to…

October 19, 2018

BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Brothers has announced that the next edition in the DC Extended Universe will be an adaptation…

October 18, 2018

We, the GAMERS of the United States need to rise up and finally make Gamers a protected class. RISE UP…

October 15, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he…

October 12, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to…

September 25, 2018

THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO…

September 25, 2018

Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games…

September 21, 2018

AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…