Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud March 16, 2019 Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud.… Read More →
Facebook Tells Shooter He Could Reach More People If He Boosts Post For $50 March 15, 2019 SAN FRANCISCO — The Facebook algorithm informed a terrorist yesterday that his video of a horrific mass shooting that murdered… Read More →
7 Captain Marvel Easter Eggs You Missed Because You’re a Dumb Stupid Idiot. You Moron. You Disgust Me March 11, 2019 1 - Stan Lee was rehearsing his lines from the movie Mallrats Are you fucking kidding me with this?! You… Read More →
Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy February 26, 2019 KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has cancelled their new title Pokemon Let’s Go, Jynx! mere moments after announcing the game during… Read More →
Republicans Try to Appeal to Younger Voters by Releasing State of the Union on YouTube February 5, 2019 WASHINGTON — Republican strategists have announced they will upload the entirety of Donald Trump’s State of the Union address onto… Read More →
UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class February 5, 2019 NEW YORK — Improv comedy theatre the Upright Citizens Brigade announced today that they will be offering a new set… Read More →
Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make a Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun February 2, 2019 Considering the grueling working conditions for video game developers, the long hours they put in for little to no overtime… Read More →
ZeRo Tells Fiancée He’d Rather Just Stream Their Wedding Than Attend January 30, 2019 ORLANDO, Fla. — Professional Super Smash Bros. player Gonzalo “ZeRo” Barrios reportedly told his fiancée Vanessa late last night that… Read More →
Jason Schreier Working Grueling 20-Hour Days to Finish ‘Blood, Sweat, and Pixels 2’ Before Release January 23, 2019 NEW YORK — Author and Kotaku News Editor Jason Schreier is reportedly going through the period known as “crunch,” working… Read More →
Middle School Bully Has No Idea He’s Creating Future Polygon Video Content Creator January 11, 2019 MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local bully Justin Marwall was reportedly unaware that the child he was picking on in his 8th… Read More →