Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

January 11, 2019

UNDISCLOSED — A secret job opening for an entry level position in the Illuminati posted today requires a minimum of…

January 8, 2019

SINGAPORE — Secretlab has announced a new line of gaming computer chairs with state-of-the-art adjustable height technology which allows gamers…

December 10, 2018

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local mother and new addition to the Twitter community Eileen Sommer reportedly announced to her family today,…

December 9, 2018

I am so goddamn sick of seeing fake gatekeepers on the internet telling people they aren’t real fans of something,…

December 7, 2018

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick has reportedly gathered enough capital to purchase all of the necessary equipment for…

December 5, 2018

KYOTO, Japan — To honor the death of former U.S. President George H.W. Bush, Nintendo has announced that Super Smash…

November 30, 2018

ITHACA, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Phelps has reportedly found a new appreciation for the miserable and boring sections of…

November 23, 2018

NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — Ron Alan Cho, an American PC Master Race evangelist, was killed while attempting to to convert…

November 21, 2018

NEW YORK — Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a rally with the New York City chapter of the DSA today and…

November 17, 2018

Our country is in political turmoil as we look to our leaders and see no one who will rise up…