Adult Man Still Furious About Decade-Old Movie For Teen Girls
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — 37-year-old man Kris Lusk is still angry about the Twilight series of films, which ended seven years…
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Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4
GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones…
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Pornhub Introduces Light Mode For Daytime Browsing
MONTREAL — Popular pornagraphic video sharing website Pornhub announced today the release of a new “Light Mode” which would feature…
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This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand
Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz. Edited by Giovanni Colantonio.
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This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand
Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz. Edited by Giovanni Colantonio.
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AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss…
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AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss…
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Local Hole Fan Doesn’t Mind That It’s Black But Doesn’t Get Why They Have to Force Diversity On Us
ORLANDO, Fla. — Self-described “hole fan” Chris Richardson is reportedly dismayed that the newly discovered “large space hole” by scientists…
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Power Surges Through Reddit Moderator’s Body as He Bans User During Social Studies
KANSAS, Okla. — Local eighth grader and moderator for subreddit r/gaming Kris Stevens reportedly felt power coursing through his veins…
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Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in a Week Might as Well Just Start Over
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Avery has not played Kingdom Hearts 3 for an entire week, effectively rendering all…
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