Rules for Driving to Los Angeles with Only 10 Dollars and a Dream
Wanna make it in L.A., dude? It’s gonna cost ya—and we don’t mean money, honey. You have to strike out…
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Kid Magician So Good He’s Balding
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Wunderkind nine-year-old magician Bucky Hancock wowed a crowd of children and parents at his sister Allison’s birthday…
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Rules for Replacing a Lead Singer
Let’s face it, you’ve had it with your singer. For years they’ve been on thin ice, drinking or snorting or…
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Slippery Slope: Funk Singer Asking You to Give It to Him One Time Probably Going to Ask You to Give It to Him Two Times
LAGRANGE, Ga. — Several hundred fans were torn Friday night over whether to give it to funk singer G.T. Stone…
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Rules for Dealing with a Coworker Who Plays Guitar
As more and more people return to the office they are having to deal with the unhinged coworker that thought…
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Trivia Nut Can Name All 4 Members of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
CUMBERLAND, Md. — Self-described “trivia nut” Nick Fostenbury believed he correctly identified the four members of the folk-rock band Crosby,…
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Mother-in-Law Files Quarterly Report of Celebrities Who Have Gained Weight
GREELY, Colo. — Local mother-in-law Angela Vaughn is going to great lengths to keep her sons’ and daughters’ spouses informed…
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“Go 100% On Hair, 0% On Makeup” Rules for Being in a Van Halen Photoshoot Circa 1974
The year is 1974. Your band Van Halen is starting to get a little bit of buzz around Pasadena and…
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Top 10 Songs by Atom & His Package You Can Listen to Instead of Going to See “Oppenheimer”
Adam Goren’s one-man band Atom & His Package played its last show in 2003 after a diagnosis of type-1 diabetes…
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New Documentary on Black Sabbath Reveals Last Documentary Got It About Right
LOS ANGELES — Cult film director Gustav Heinrik’s latest project “Black Sabbath: Go Heavy or Go Home” shines new light…
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