If Birdo Isn’t a Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her?
There’s a lot of debate in the video game world about Birdo’s gender identity. Birdo is described as male…
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We Sat Down With Kathleen Hanna to Talk About the Art, Activism, and Legacy of Her Husband Ad-Rock
Kathleen Hanna is a revolutionary figure in the music world. She helped pioneer the Riot Grrrl movement with her band…
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Reclusive Arcade Gaming Legend AAA Returns to Face Rival ASS
NEW YORK — After years out of the limelight, mysterious gaming legend AAA finally plans to face his rival ASS…
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Wednesday Night’s Thursday Show Sparks Confusion
BERKELEY, Calif. - Wednesday night’s show at the UC Theatre headlined by the band Thursday caused mass confusion among would-be…
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Woman Asked to Choose Her Own Ad Experience in Bizarre Torture Ritual
LOS ANGELES -- The popular streaming service Hulu engaged customer Amy Klein in a “bizarre, masochistic torture ritual” earlier this week,…
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Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving…
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Line for Bathroom Silently Glares at Woman in Romper
RICHMOND, Va. — Riley Tabul, dressed in a new, floral romper, is oblivious to the icy stares she’s receiving from…
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So Proud: My Poo-Covered Baby Is the Next GG Allin
Like all moms, I think my baby is very special. Except unlike every other mom in the world, I’m actually…
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5 Tinder Couples Who Look Like a Cute Girl and the Guy Who Kidnapped Her
If humanity is a bathroom, Tinder is that black stuff that forms underneath the shower caulking. Is it dirt? Is…
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Outspoken Male Feminist Definitely Hiding Something
PORTLAND, Ore. -- Self-described feminist and all-women’s art collective manager Aaron Fanning is definitely hiding something, according to reports of…
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