Wrongful Termination? The Legal BAC is .08 But I Just Got Fired For Blowing .07
The judiciary system of the United States of America was established on September 24th, 1789 to protect the rights of…
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Drew Gigis
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Corporation Boasts About How Diverse the Latest Round of Layoffs Are
DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local software firm Blackstone Limited is celebrating the diversity of the employees losing their jobs in a…
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If Planet Fitness Is a Judgement Free Zone Then Why Can’t I Pay My Fees in Copper Wire
A few months back I got laid off from the steel mill after drunk driving an overhead crane, so money…
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Goth’s Funeral Attendees Unsure of Which Hearse to Follow
TACOMA, Wash. — Mourners attending the funeral for local goth legend Joshua Proach, also known as Alistair Nightfall, weren’t sure…
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Ted Nugent Develops Gas Powered Guitar As A Fuck You To Climate Activist Hippies
FARMINGTON, Mich. — Legendary rockstar, and noted climate change denier Ted Nugent excitedly unveiled the world's first gas-powered guitar to…
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Is the US Going to Fall in the Next 50 Years? Place Bets Now and Earn up to $200 in Bonus Bets With DraftKings!
Are you supportive of the current path the United States is on? Do you despise the way the country is…
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Texas to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of “The Green Mile” by Executing 25 Innocent People
AUSTIN, Texas — Government officials in Texas announced their state will pay homage to the iconic film “The Green Mile”…
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9-Year-Old That Won Local Skateboarding Contest Unsure of What to Do with Case of PBR
CLEVELAND — Local elementary school student Chase Farmer recently found himself in a predicament after winning a skateboarding contest at…
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