Hardcore Couple Reach Disneyland Stage of Relationship
ANAHEIM, Calif. – A pair of local hardcore lovebirds announced they reached the Disneyland stage of their relationship after several…
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Wedding Venue Demands Merch Cut
CHARLOTTE – Local newlyweds Sarah Jones and Doug Tayler were caught off guard towards the end of their wedding celebration…
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Hardcore Scene Rebrands as Running Group
OAKLAND, Calif. — The local Oakland hardcore scene announced today that it will collectively convert to being a heavily tattooed…
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Punk Couple Prefers Their Earlier Kid
CONCORD, Calif. — Local punk couple James Paulson and Maria Overholt admitted last night in front of friends and family…
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Pat Flynn Accidentally Qualifies for Second Democratic Debate After Impressive Sound and Fury Performance
DETROIT – The Democratic National Committee announced that Have Heart frontman Pat Flynn qualified for the second Democratic debate after…
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