Wife of Man Who Started Midlife Crisis Band Wishes He’d Just Had an Affair
ALLEN, Texas. — Annette Martin is allegedly tired of her husband’s foray into live music as a band-aid for his…
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Wife of Man Who Started Midlife Crisis Band Wishes He’d Just Had an Affair
ALLEN, Texas. — Annette Martin is allegedly tired of her husband’s foray into live music as a band-aid for his…
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Axl Rose Sprints Across Stadium After Show to Work Merch Booth
MOSCOW — Guns ‘N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose was seen sprinting the length of Otkritie Arena last night to help…
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No Room on Setlist for Song Bassist Wrote; Next Time for Sure Though
CHICAGO — Punk band Doormat’s frontman promised last night that the band would “for sure” play their bassist’s song, “The…
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Church of Scientology Exposed as Nothing but Thousands of Undercover Filmmakers
GILMAN HOT SPRINGS, Calif. — Every single member of the Church of Scientology were found last week to be undercover…
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Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment
SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip…
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Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment
SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip…
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Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails
NEW YORK — Seeing his company's stock price plummet and app temporarily taken down Thursday night due to running out…
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Opinion: Eye Roll, Jerk-Off Motion
Iwill agree with you that I may not know much about the current events or the history that shaped them…
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Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’
DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start…
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