Animal Crossing Villagers Freak Out During Fireworks
NORTHERN HEMISPHERE — Chaos erupted during a Fourth of July fireworks celebration held by the animal inhabitants of the newly…
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Quarantined Ken Burns Finally Has Enough Time to Get Around to Watching Ken Burns’ ‘The Civil War’
WALPOLE, N.H. — Finding himself with much more free time while social distancing, award-winning documentarian Ken Burns has finally found…
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Magicians Report Having Received No Benefit From Rise of Nerd Culture
NEW YORK — Following the mainstream popularity of nerd culture in the form of blockbuster movies and roleplaying games, magicians…
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Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking
SEATTLE — Warhammer 40,000 showrunner Frank Spotnitz revealed today that the upcoming television show will be released in black and…
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Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch
NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…
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Opinion: How the Fuck Am I a Normal Type Pokémon?
What does the word "normal" mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of…
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The Top 2 Wikipedia Articles to Prepare You for ‘Shenmue III’
Shenmue III is finally here and if you've never played the other two, or have never seen a Dreamcast in…
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Gamer Proud to Support Indie Developers by Sometimes Buying Their Games When They Go On Sale
MINNEAPOLIS — Proudly voicing his opinion in the subreddit r/games, Robert Kilpatrick stated how vitally important it is for everyone…
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