Dead Metalhead Surprised to Find Satan Is Actually More Of a Dave Matthews Fan
HELL — Local metalhead Duane Hovey came to a shocking discovery after a tragic gravity bong explosion that the dark…
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Dead Metalhead Surprised to Find Satan Is Actually More Of a Dave Matthews Fan
HELL — Local metalhead Duane Hovey came to a shocking discovery after a tragic gravity bong explosion that the dark…
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Opinion: If She Didn’t Want Me To Air Guitar On Our First Date, She Shouldn’t Have Said Something That Reminded Me Of A Dokken Song
Okay, I get that the era of the heavy metal guitar god is long gone. That’s why it’s up to…
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Bob Dylan’s Stomach X-Rays Reveal 20 Years Worth of Accidentally Swallowed Harmonicas
MALIBU,Calif. — Folk music legend Bob Dylan was recently rushed to a local Doctor’s office because of a strange, almost…
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Bruce Springsteen to Celebrate Working Class by Holding Five Hour Concert Until 2 a.m. on Tuesday Night
NEWARK, N.J. — Beloved blue-collar icon Bruce Springsteen surprised fans in his native New Jersey by announcing a special one-night-only…
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Norwegian Black Metal Olympic Team Nails the Standing Around Aimlessly in the Snow-Ridden Woods Event
BEIJING — Norway added another gold medal in the 2022 Winter Olympic Games when their team of Black Metal musicians…
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