HARDTIMES

March 11, 2021

EARTH — The entire world was devastated to learn Friday that, because of a general oversight on humanity’s part, the…

October 27, 2020

OXFORD, Ohio — In a journey that exposed one of his most glaring character vulnerabilities, local boyfriend Zach McInnes suffered…

October 3, 2020

HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink…

September 13, 2020

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…

September 5, 2020

WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the…

July 27, 2020

ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI…

July 24, 2020

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — After sinking a solid weekend into the RPG Manifest Beyond, local gamer Mallory Cruz began to…

July 11, 2020

PS4 CONTROLLER — Though it is used sparingly in many gameplay situations, local PS4 button Triangle insisted that it is…

July 8, 2020

LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…

May 11, 2020

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was…