BURBANK, Calif. — George Lucas reportedly crashed an executive meeting at Disney, where he feverishly proposed a film called Crazy Rich Neimoidians to horrified executives,…
Last year the United Kingdom shocked the world by voting to leave the European Union. The decision continues to be a polarizing issue for the…
The figurative dust has not yet settled on Charlottesville, Virginia, where Heather Heyer, a counter-protester to an evil white supremacist march, was tragically murdered by…
The NFL has come under unfair criticism over the past several years. One of the main issues “scientists” have with the NFL is player safety.…
The last sun beams of fall dance a somber waltz through the leaf-bare trees as I scribe this communiqué to you – my dear readers…
PARIS, Texas — The Goths of the Hot Topic Empire took over a Sbarro restaurant early this morning, continuing their devastating campaign in the War…
As far as I can tell, social media websites serve primarily as stomping grounds for trolls to insult beautiful souls like myself for committing the…