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SHARP Excited to Spend Yet Another Day Explaining Himself
Aaron Semer •
April 13, 2019
BOSTON — Local Skinhead Against Racial Prejudice [SHARP] Matt Pine was overjoyed yesterday for the…
Scientists Have Recreated the Real Face of Jesus if He Was Into the Insane Clown Posse
Matt Kennedy •
March 23, 2023
Jesus of Nazareth was undeniably one of the most influential figures in human history. His…
Punk Child’s Birthday Party Has Bouncy Dischord House
Joe Rumrill •
August 11, 2023
CARTHAGE, Texas — Eight-year-old birthday boy and aspiring punk Giovanni Duhamel specifically requested an inflatable,…