Vincent J Ives
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WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Local Confederate LARPer Dale McKagney was known around town as a loser in his everyday life which…
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I get that everyone else is super excited about Bon Iver’s new album of melancholy love songs, but, buddy, I…
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Doug Kolic
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ATLANTA — Local battle rapper Slim Todd Paulson was apparently surprised that so many of his opponents in a recent…
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Corey Montgomery
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We’ve made it through yet another week with at least some semblance of sanity left. To ensure you burn off…
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BRAUNAU AM INN, Austria — Democratic Congressman David Eastlund of Nevada bent the rules of time and space as we…
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Bob Kerr
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We’ve listened to a lot of AI-generated songs in our time, and let’s be honest, it’s been laughably bad. To…
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Nathan Kamal
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — The grandchildren of legendary musical artist Bruce Springsteen are reportedly exhausted after being serenaded with a…
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Trevor Graham
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DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…
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Laura Lewis
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Look, I know I'm not perfect. Me and my boys, we got a reputation for getting a little riled up…
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Tim Mehew
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NEW YORK — Local ad agency Brunch Menu launched a new advertising campaign that simply read, “These aren’t your dad’s…
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