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Month: May 2024

143 stories found

Kind Neighbor on Nextdoor Wants Everyone to Know They’re Safe Because He is Second Coming of Christ

Wilson Conkwright • May 1, 2024

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Local weirdo Arnold Hauser posted on the popular community app, Nextdoor, that everyone in his neighborhood is…

Bill Murray Showed Up to My Wedding, Sang With the Band, Danced With the Bride, and Will Kill a Hostage Every Hour Until His Demands Are Met

Dan Bookbinder • May 1, 2024

Samantha and I got married at my father-in-law’s country club. Not our scene, but our friends and families had a…

Friend Asks if He Can Borrow Pickup So He Can Move, Record a TikTok Ranting About the Government

Dan Kozuh • May 1, 2024

GREENE, N.Y. — Amateur conservative pundit Gordon Brock found himself in a predicament when none of his friends or family…