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Month: February 2017

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Entire Staff of Local AutoZone in Same Metal Band, Needs Friday Off

Dan Kozuh • February 1, 2017

LOMBARD, Ill. -- Panic and confusion set in at the AutoZone off of Main St. on Wednesday, when the entire…

I Realize Now That Releasing an Album Exclusively on VHS Was a Mistake

Mark Roebuck • February 1, 2017

Oh, boy. I really did it this time. Part of growing up and becoming more mature is admitting when you’re…

Heartbreaking! This Man Wastes His Freedom of Speech Defending ‘The Office’ Season 8

Dan Luberto • February 1, 2017

Freedom of speech is one of the greatest tenets of American life. Regardless of political affiliation, no true American takes…