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The Killers Issue Apology for Not Rhyming “Stomach is Sick” with “Touching His Dick”

John Danek • January 28, 2022

LAS VEGAS — Radio rock stalwarts The Killers apologized to fans yesterday morning after realizing that they missed an obvious,…

hand, back, bar

5 Fun Things to Do in a Crowded Bar Instead of Putting Your Fucking Hand on My Lower Back

Heather Cook • September 11, 2019

Remarkable! Men never touch other men when they are navigating through a crowded bar, but if there’s a woman in…

hips, man, show

Unidentified Man Who Moves Crowd Members Aside by Touching Their Hips Still at Large

Michael Edwards • August 4, 2018

JERSEY CITY, N.J. — An unidentified man is still at large today after five separate incidents of parting people by…