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Help! My Parents Wouldn’t Let Me Watch VH1 Growing up and Now I’m Too Old to Ever Give a Shit About “Empire Records”

James Knapp • September 13, 2024

Okay, I’m just going to say something that I know a lot of people are going to take issue with,…

5 Quotes From “Network” That Prove None of Your Coworkers Have Seen “Network” and They Think You’re Old and Weird

Dan Rice • November 3, 2021

In 1976, Sidney Lumet’s “Network” set a new bar for satire in American film. It’s sharp-witted, hilarious critique of the…

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Band, Audience, Venue Staff All Agree They’re Too Old for This Shit

Patrick Crooks • November 23, 2019

PORTLAND, Maine — Attendees, staff, and band at a Drunk Witch show last night simultaneously all concluded that they’re just…

I’ve Been Collecting Comics Ever Since I Was 10 Years Too Old

Jake Goldin • November 23, 2017

Alright, I’ll admit it: I’m a huge nerd. When most people watch superhero movies like Thor: Ragnarok, they’re just settling…