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Poly Woman Struggles to Find Different Group Chat to Bitch About Each Partner

Arielle Andreano • July 1, 2025

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Polyamorous woman Leanne Farina is experiencing the struggle of finding a different group chat in which…

Democrat Reflexively Replies “Stop” to Text From Friend Asking for Five Bucks

Steve Packosky • June 20, 2025

LA CROSSE, Wis. — Local Democrat Kevin Forrester automatically responded “STOP” to a friend’s genuine request for financial help after…

Guitarist’s Pre-show Warm Up Mainly Just Texting “No Worries” to All the People Who Aren’t Coming

Wilson Conkwright • April 5, 2025

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Local guitarist and noted pushover Jackson Ermine revealed his customary pre-show ritual consisted of letting everyone…