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Trump Lowers Ozempic Cost So SNAP Recipients Can Afford to Suppress Appetite

RJ Dralle • November 7, 2025

WASHINGTON — Yesterday afternoon in the Oval Office, President Trump announced he would be reducing the cost of Ozempic in…

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IDF Soldier Terrified For Life After Tiny Baby Gets Enough Food to Survive for Six More Hours

The Hard Times Staff • July 31, 2025

GAZA CITY — Yosef Peretz, an IDF soldier stationed in watch towers at a Gaza Humanitarian Foundation aid station, is…

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Granola Bar and Three Beers Before Show Considered Dinner

Anna Walsh • August 6, 2021

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Shannon Kildare adheres to a unique, and potentially damaging, meal regimen of a granola bar…

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Nationwide Dumpster Fire Causing Widespread Crust Punk Starvation

Kris • August 25, 2017

WASHINGTON — Scientists have confirmed that the current nationwide dumpster fire is adversely affecting the national crust punk population, according…

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