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Aging Punk Still Trying to Get Entire Office to Call Them Snot

Kevin Tit • October 23, 2022

GALLATIN, Tenn. — Aging Punk and Volunteer Insurance Co. shift supervisor, Braden Niles, entered his fourteenth year of trying to…

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Viewing of Latest Pixar Movie Again Ends with Child Comforting Crying, Hysterical Parent

Patrick Coyne • March 15, 2022

SMYRNA, Tenn. — Local toddler Lana Findlay was forced once again to play the parent and comfort her hysterical mom…

Sleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM Cycle

Grant Mulitz • July 8, 2020

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Noting a breakthrough in our understanding of human sleep behaviors, researchers at U.C. Santa Cruz have…